Back in the 1st century B.C. there was a poet by the name of Gaius Valerius Catullus who got a little upset about remarks made by another poet Furius and a senator Aurelius in regards to his poetry. He decided that he would write a poem to them in regards to their criticism. The poem was considered so vulgar that it was not translated out of Latin until the 20th Century. I felt that you should all enjoy this beautiful piece of work. This is not a joke in case you were wondering. Enjoy…lol

English translation of poem:

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am modest
For it’s right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it’s not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don’t mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can’t get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

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Nothing says “Funk” like Infectious Grooves and that has to be heavily attributed to one of the most amazing bass players out there…Robert Trujillo. I have to be honest….when I heard he was joining Metallica I was happy for him for the success aspect (he definitely is well deserving of all the success he gets) but very disappointed from a listener’s view due to the fact that his amazing talent would be wasted in such a band. If you want to hear some seriously funky ass fuckin’ bass being played by one of the best out there then check out his work with Infectious Grooves baby.

Stop Funk’N With My Head

Hey hey hey somebody’s always funk’n with your head
No matter where you go you know you just can’t stop people
from funk’n with your head
I was hanging around wasn’t making no sound then you
come on down but you say that thing to me
With your runny nose and your out-of-date clothes and you still are
playing with G.I. Joes so stay away from me

(Chorus:)
So why you fu why you fu fu funk’n why you funk’n with my head
Hey hey hey somebody’s always funk’n with my head
No matter where I go I know
I just can’t stop people from funk’n with my head

You got your attitude and you’re getting crude and you’re
thinking you’re rude
But you just ain’t got she with me
And you ain’t got a clue and you smell like pu and you can’t even
Walk with your size 20 shoes so step away from me

(Chorus)

Funk it up
Can’t you hear what I just said stop that funk’n with my head

Hey hey hey somebody’s always funk’n with my head
No matter where I go I know
I just can’t stop people from funk’n with my head
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey watch the funk’n with my head
Don’t matter what you know don’t matter what you show doesn’t matter
Where you come
or where you’re gonna go when you’re funk’n with my head

(Chorus)

Nothing made me feel better when I was having a really bad time while growing up like listening to songs that made me either feel that there was someone else out there that was worse off than what I was at that time. I never reached that point of wanting to cash it all in. Listening to songs like this made me realize how much I enjoyed living regardless of the struggling situations and hardships in which I found myself growing up.  Thanks to all the Metal and Punk bands out there that helped me through the rough patches. There were a lot. Suicyco For Life!!!

How Will I Laugh Tomorrow (When I Can’t Even Smile Today)

Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down
I cry for help but no one’s around
Silently screaming as I bang my head against the wall
It seems like no one cares at all

Always an emotion, but how can I explain; how can I explain?
Kind of like the scent of a rose, with words I can’t explain, the same with my pain
Caught up in emotion, goes over my head; goes over my head!
Sometimes I got to think to myself is this life or death, am I living or am I dead

The clock keeps ticking, but nothing else seems to change
Problems never solved, just rearranged
And when I think about all the times that I’ve had
Some were good most were bad

I search for personality and I look for things I cannot see
Love and peace flash through my mind; pain and hate is all I find
Find no hope in nothing new and I never had a dream come true
Lies and hate and agony; through my eyes that’s all I see

If I’m gonna cry, will you wipe away my tears?
And if I’m gonna die, Lord please take away my fear
Before I drown in sorrow, I just want to say;
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can’t even smile today

Today today; when I can’t even smile today
Today today; when I can’t even smile today
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can’t even smile today
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can’t even smile today

You think it’s so funny…
…laugh at this!

So when I look outside my room
I see the world, but not the reason
What is done to me is not fair
You call it fair I call it treason
But I don’t know what to do
Give me a sign I’ll take whatever
But if you want me here I am
Ain’t gonna die forever

And I tried to hold ya
But you just turned away
And I tried to tell ya
But not a word I say
I cried out so loudly
But you just covered your ears
And gave me all the signs
That you don’t want my tears

So if you want me here I am
I sit and wait your decision
But my body fights my mind
I headed straight for a collision
So am I getting near or am I still
Looking in all the wrong places
But the only thing that seems to change
Are the looks on the faces…

Doesn’t anyone…seems like no one cares at all
I search for personality and look for things I cannot see
Does anyone even care at all?
Love and peace flash through my mind; pain and hate is all I find
Seems like no one cares at all
Find no hope in nothing new and I never had a dream come true
Does anyone even care at all?
Lies and hate and agony; through my eyes that’s all I see
Seems like no one cares at all

How will I laugh tomorrow?
How will I laugh tomorrow?
How will I laugh tomorrow?
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can’t even smile today

Today today; when I can’t even smile today
Today today; when I can’t even smile today
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can’t even smile today
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can’t even smile today…

Watched the pilot. Really enjoyed it. Looking forward to seeing more Outlander.

Outlander (TV Series 2014– ) - IMDb

Outlander: Created by Ronald D. Moore. With Caitríona Balfe, Sam Heughan, Sophie Skelton, Richard Rankin. An English combat nurse from 1945 is mysteriously swept back in time to 1743.

“At the temple, there is a poem called “Loss”, carved into the stone. It has three words…but the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read “Loss”… Only feel it.” ~~ Memoirs of a Geisha

Pardon my posting here, but I really don’t know where else I can take this. Most pretty much all of my family is religious and well I’m not. Tonight I was told that my cousin passed away. She was younger than me and had two children. She had been fighting cancer, but was also a recovering drug addict. We’re not sure if in her depression and dealing with the cancer if she turned back to drugs. They will be doing an autopsy. I just feel so lost and in such shock. She was only 33 years old. I remember us being kids together and playing and even getting in trouble together. My mother tried to comfort me in her usual way. By saying everything happens for a reason and she’s in heaven now. I told her, that I’m not trying to be a bitch, and I understand that those things comfort you but they don’t comfort me. She said she understood. But I just feel so lost right now. I want to say that I feel like maybe she is still all around me, that the energy that was her is now just in a different form…. maybe that’s so. Anyway if you’ve read this far thank you for listening.

If you’ve never had almond butter, you’re totally missing out, it’s way better than peanut butter 😀