For my next Emilie Autumn entry I would like to share with you all a song about Catherine Howard, who if you didn’t know was Henry the VIII’s 5th wife that was beheaded for commiting adultery while married to the king. The lyrics are priceless…lol Hope you enjoy. Lyrics are below and also on the video
“Marry Me”
Marry me, he said, through his rotten teeth, bad breath, and then
Marry me instead of that strapping young goatherd, but when
I was in his bed, and my father had sold me
I knew I hadn’t any choice, hushed my voice, did what any girl would do and
When I’m beheaded at least I was wedded
And when I am buried at least I was married
I’ll hide my behavior with wine as my savior
But, oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
Marry me, he said, god, he’s ugly, but fortune is ours
Running in the gardens enjoying men, women, and flowers
Then I break a glass and I slit my own innermost thigh
So that I can pretend that I’m menstru…well, unavailable
My life is arranged but this union’s deranged
So I’ll fuck who I choose for I’ve nothing to lose
And when master’s displeased I’ll be down on my knees again
Oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
When dining on peacock I know I won’t swallow
Through balls, births, and bridge games I know what will follow
We’re coupled together through hell, hurt, and hunger
Or at least until husband finds someone younger
Yes, fertilization is part of my station
I laugh as he drabs me in anticipation
Of sons who will run things when I’m under covers
But whose children are they? Why, mine and my lover’s!
But, oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
What beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
So why do I wish I was…
Arcangelo Corelli’s La Folia (Follia) performed by one of the most amazing and talented singer/songwriter/musician/artists I know of…Emilie Autumn. The one thing I love about her more than anything else is you cannot lock her into any genre. Her music is so diverse. Not only from album to album but many times from track to track. She truly epitomizes the saying “you can’t judge a book by it’s cover”. I will be posting a few tracks of hers just so show the diversity of this amazing woman.
Here’s one more by Inkubus Sukkbus. A sweet little ditty about the ever so wonderful days of the ever so holy (cough cough choke choke) christian church and their world famous thrill ride “The Inquisition”. Led by the most graceous of hosts Torquemada.
There is an official video for this song but I chose not to use it here because I much prefer this version which isn’t as slow. Enjoy
“Church Of Madness”
Here come the Christian knights
Dressed in red and white
To bring the Holy Word and set the world alight
Here comes a plague of idiots blinded by their faith
Here comes the Inquisition to burn you at the stake
Here comes the Church of Madness
Bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
The fire and the fury
To be our judge to be our jury
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
A new dark age descending, it’s Torquemada’s dream
Liberty lies raped, crushed, broken
Neath the Christian war machine
Nation after nation falling
In the shadow of the Christian sword
With death they bring the lore of love
Here comes the Church of Madness
Bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
The fire and the fury
To be our judge to be our jury
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
(aaaaaaah)
What do they tell the people of their old crusades?
Of the women and the children
Impaled on Christian blades
Rejoice they say for we are saved
And we must sing the fight
Sing it till your lungs burst or they’ll set you alight!
Here comes the Church of Madness
Bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
The fire and the fury
To be our judge to be our jury
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
Always thought that here was something very erotic about vampires. So dark, mysterious and seductive. Does that make me weird? I hope so. Would hate to be labeled as normal.
In no way am I referring to the utterly disgraceful butchering of vampire lore performed by that disgusting fucking “Twatlight” book and movie shite. Stephenie Meyer you deserve a good ass kicking for bedazzling vampires. They don’t go into the sun because they sparkle? Really? Fuck you and anyone else who actually thinks that “Dream Dust Dracula” was a great idea.
Here’s a little song by a band that understands what it is supposed to be about.
Here’s the lyrics
“Vampyre Erotica”
Your heart burns for love
My soul burns for blood
I’ll take you, I’ll break you
I’ll crush you, I’ll break you
If you want me, I’ll need you
I’ll kill you, feed from you
I’ll take you down that road
That leads to destruction
Come and take a walk with me
Where the angels fear to tread
Kiss the flame, feel the pain
In the furnace of our love
I can’t feed my hunger
Your youth makes me younger
I’ll hurt you, desert you
Turn your dreams to nightmares
I’ll cheat you, I’ll eat you
I’ll maim you, I’ll drain you
Come to me, come to me
To the dark side where love sleeps
I’ll hurt you, you’ll love me
I’ll scratch you, I’ll cut you
You’ll kiss me, then miss me
I’ll laugh at your torment
I’ll have you, and own you
Be hard and cold to you
I’ll be your dark angel
I’ll be your worst nightmare
Corrosion of Conformity. If you have never heard of this band then I only have one thing to say to you…..What the fuck is your problem douche bag?…lol This is another of those completely underrated bands I find myself talking about quite a bit. If you honestly have never heard these guys then do yourself a favor and check this out.
I’ve never been a tea drinker, never liked the taste of it. But since I cut out soda I’ve been trying new things. Just discovered that apple cinnamon spice tea is pretty damn good with cream and sweetener.
Too awesome. If you’re a long time Marvel comics fan then you’ll love this. This is kick ass
Josh Brolin cast as Thanos in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’
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Finally got my Windows box back in order. It shouldn’t take two days to get an operating system back in working order because you had to do a clean install. Windows Sucks if I didn’t need it for games, all my rigs would be Linux Boxes!
Top scientists warn WHO not to stub out e-cigarettes
By Ben Hirschler LONDON (Reuters) - A group of 53 leading scientists has warned the World Health Organisation not to classify e-cigarettes as tobacco products, arguing that doing so would jeopardize a major opportunity to slash disease and deaths caused by smoking. In an open letter to WHO Director…
