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Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
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Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?
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Laptop speakers,
too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
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While the optimist and pessimist argue over the glass of water, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
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Good morning facebook
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Because of my name this shit happens to me sooooo much lol
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I could never stab someone, I have a hard enough time getting the straw into a Capri Sun
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There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars
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I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use
x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y – 5Z ³= k in real life
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