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I’m guessing that the actual process of giving birth is what led to the extinction of the unicorn.
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Maybe we are dreaming all the time and when we “sleep” we wake up
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I don’t need drugs to have a good time, but I do need them to get through family functions
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except for you.
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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if you cant laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
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im wondering why a “fat chance” and a “slim chance” mean the same thing
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?Wish on a star?
Or
?become a star ?
When your ex thinks it’s cool to lie about that she was raped like are you serious
You make me sick
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When people put your ex on blast lmao, You guys kill me
Fucking ostrich
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