The Dallemagnes → The Words Of Mark

On July 27, 2014 at 09:40AM Mark Said…

Yep. We men know exactly how this is.

On July 27, 2014 at 09:30AM Mark Said…

Here’s a wee joke for you all. Hope you like it.

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
Looking like he’d just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
His face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender
.
” Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.

“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean,
“He couldn’t do that to you,
He must have had something in his hand.”

“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had,
And a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”

” Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself,
Didn’t you have something in your hand?”

That I did,” said Paddy.
“Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing of
Beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”

On July 26, 2014 at 08:39PM Mark Said…

In every MMO I play I have a character called Razor Bliss as anyone who plays or has played with me knows. Well here is the rocking ass song that the name was taken from. If you like this then give the band a try. You might also like the track “Ballad of a lonely god”.  Another great tune by this band.

On July 25, 2014 at 06:10PM Mark Said…

I am so going to make a set of clothes this color and when people say ” put some clothes on” I’ll say ” I am wearing clothes….they’re just so black you can’t see them. ” Oh this could be fun…lol

On July 24, 2014 at 06:55PM Mark Said…

There are some awesome posters coming out of Comic-Con already, and it’s only day one SDCC

On July 24, 2014 at 06:37PM Mark Said…

No big surprise here.

On July 23, 2014 at 08:53PM Mark Said…

I am so signing up.

On July 16, 2014 at 10:14PM Mark Said…

Ok who the fuck can explain to me the difference between rugby and aussie rules football?

On July 16, 2014 at 06:09PM Mark Said…

On July 15, 2014 at 06:00PM Mark Said…

A huge 180 for Google