Holuhraun is still erupting in Iceland. Hope all up there are safe.

What if I told you ketchup is originally a Chinese invention? Did I peak your interest? Well read the article.

‘Language Of Food’ Reveals Mysteries Of Menu Words And Ketchup

Linguist Dan Jurafsky uncovers the fishy origins of ketchup and how it forces us to rethink global history. He also teaches us how to read a menu to figure out how much a restaurant may charge.

Anyone living in these areas….I would like to officially announce that I now hate you…

• EDMONTON, AB
• CALGARY, AB
• VANCOUVER, BC
• SEATTLE, WA
• PORTLAND, OR
• SAN FRANCISCO, CA
• WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA
• ANAHEIM, CA
• TEMPE, AZ
• LAS VEGAS, NV
• DENVER, CO
• LAWRENCE, KS
• EL PASO, TX
• SAN ANTONIO, TX
• DALLAS, TX
• HOUSTON, TX
• LOUISVILLE, KY
• ATLANTA, GA
• LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL
• TAMPA, FL

Ok fine I don’t hate you. I just hate that Xandria is doing a North American tour and none of these locations are close enough for me to go see them. Uuuuggghhhhh!!!!!!

Lmao. This list is hilarious. I could so picture this being handed to every new member of a Black Metal band…

101 Rules of Black Metal

1. Don’t be gay.
2. Be “true”.
3. All people who aren’t “true” are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don’t have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.
9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.
10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances…
11. …Listen to Peccatum.
12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that
    you only enjoy the music of “the true” Mayhem. Maniac is gay.
13. Don’t play with fuzzy things, excepting that by “play” you mean “burn”.
14. Don’t be Dani Filth.
15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase “Kenny G slams,
    “
16. Don’t be Dani Filth.
17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you’re too
    metal to remove refuse.
18. Run for it!
19. Sodomize a virgin whore.
20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)
21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its
    release… so it becomes ‘cult’.
22. When in doubt, say “True Norwiegian Black Metal!”
23. If that doesn’t work, blast beats can fill any silence.
24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.
25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..
26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews
    with bands no one has heard of, even “true”
27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.
28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15
    adjectives in the title.
29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.
30. Don’t be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
31. Don’t wear white shoes after Labor Day.
32. Don’t make jokes only your mom would get.
33. Don’t make jokes.
34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.
35. Don’t eat Marshmellow Peeps.
36. To producers of black metal albums: remember…no low end! If it doesn’t
    hurt to listen to, it can’t be “true”.
37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are
    “session” members.
38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are
    This will ensure that anyone who doesn’t have your “cult” LP
    won’t get it.
39. Never play live.
40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other
    people there are not going to the show to look at you.
41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both
    “necro” and “grim”.)
42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, “BM is the
    raw essence of pure black evil in man”, in any case, make sure that by the
    conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.
43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of
    the “mainstream” “infecting” the “scene”.
44. Reform with “old members” and release an album intended to produce
    commercial success.
45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn’t
    be “true”.
46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also
    have side projects.
47. Fill out the other slots in your other member’s side projects as
    “session” musicians.
    Record everything in the same studio with the same
    producer/instruments/equipment/etc.
48. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors
    (color options allowed: grey, black, white).
49. Publicly state that your band is “non-religious”, then use the word
    “Satan” over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.
50. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing
    of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.
51. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound
    the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.
52. Never say “friggin”.
53. Never finish anything you start.
54. The word “Hail” is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting
    someone “true”.
55. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try “Infernal Hails”.
56. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross
    and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.
57. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology
    “sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of
    attrition”.
58. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in
    the middle of math class.
59. Accept every interview you’re offered… then pretend that you really
    don’t enjoy being interviewed.
60. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.
61. Wait… scratch that last one. (See rule 1)
62. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine Arrival of
    the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to suck the
    Dark Lord’s greasy @#%$ at any time.
63. Use the phrase “suck the dark lord’s greasy @#%$” whenever possible.
64. If you ever find that you have somehow become a member of Hecate
    Enthroned, be sure to piece together a music video of scrap footage of
    yourself walking around in the woods at night looking evil. Only, instead of
    being night make sure it’s the middle of the @#%$ day, and instead of
    looking evil, look dorky instead. (See also: rule 1)
65. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to
    approximately 8 of them regularly.
66. Humping a ceramic Virgin Mary in front of your uncle’s house is not
    “pimping it” (unless you tell her you’re done then blow in her face like a
    shotgun when she turns around).
67. Refrain from using keyboard smilies when communicating via the Internet.
    Single acceptable smiley: -(
68. Why isn’t the word “Northern” in your album title yet!? Get to it!
    Amateurs…
69. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro.
70. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!
71. No matter where you’re from, pretend you’re from Norway and therefore
    ‘true’.
72. Don’t be Dani Filth. (I think that’s clear)
73. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as “Crucifier”. Any pets
    you own in the future will also be known as “Crucifier”.
74. True black metaller: “Many of our dark hyms are influenced by the mighty
    Tolkien… You have not read the works of Tolkien!? Nerd. Wait a minute…
    It appears I am the nerdy one after all!”
75. @#%$, I’m talking to myself again.
76. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!
77. That’s better, on with the interview!
78. Create inverted crosses in all possible instances. Suggested tools: Drum
    sticks, twigs, pool cues, pencils, etc. (See also “clouded frost spire”)
79. Profess publicly that you are a Satanist and add that you are in touch
    with Norway’s ancient Pagan past. Pretend that somehow those two facts make
    sense in conjunction.
80. Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.
81. Don’t make Beastie Boys references.
82. Don’t make references.
83. Satanus. Huh huh huhuhuhuh.
84. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
85. If possible, design the title of your album so that it consists of three
    completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are the master of this (i.e.
    Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spiritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical
    Euphoric Misanthropia, Godless Savage Garden) but you may also want to refer
    to Immortal’s “Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism”.
86. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black
    metal, but if your girl friend still won’t stop bugging you about wanting to
    be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.
87. Never form a band containing you, your wife and/or girlfriend, and some
    gay looking guy. (See also: rule 11)
88. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.
89. If it’s rare, it must be good. Order it immediately.
90. I will not add that as it is not metal enough.
91. Are you metal enough to be reading this?
92. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.
93. Own cult-as-@#%$ shirts of bands you not only own no releases of, but
    also haven’t even heard.
94. Use the phrase “cult-as-@#%$” whenever possible.
95. Attempt to randomly throw the word “@#%$” during random segments of your
    songs. (Kindly refer to Attilla’s work on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.)
96. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more
    “cult”, be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on
    the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)
97. I’ll tell you what your album lay out needs…Some titties.
98. And you know what else? How long since you acted like a troll? Pick up
    that makeup and fight, soldier!
99. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could’ve have
    been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!

Awesome

Microscopic Gold Work at Stonehenge - Humans Be Free

Archaeologists have revealed the process utilized by highly-skilled craftsmen to create the magnificent gold artifacts that were found around Stonehenge. According to Discovery News, the gold work involved such tiny components that optical experts believe they could only have been made by children…

Lmao. Reminds me of when Angel first met my mum. She couldn’t understand her because of her Scottish accent.

American Doctor Who fans befuddled by Capaldi’s accent: ‘He should be called Doctor What!?’

As the Glasgow-born star’s accent drives Americans to subtitles, we asked speech experts: is it the Scottish twang, or just his voice?

Lmao