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On April 12, 2015 at 08:21PM Mark Said…

Obama Orders Scientists to ‘Reactivate Large Hadron Collider’ To Capture Souls of Christians and Destroy Jesus on Easter Sunday
Undated photo:  A Christian screams out in agony as his soul is ripped from his body by the Large Hadron Collider.  In the background, Barack Obama and liberal scientists from the UN applaud and look on with pleasure.  The machine is designed to torment Christians, destroy Jesus, capture souls and usher in a new age …

 

On April 10, 2015 at 09:48PM Mark Said…

Just watched episode one of the new Daredevil show on Netflix. All I have to say is……. Fucking Awesome

On April 08, 2015 at 08:17PM Mark Said…

View outside right now. Really hate that telephone wire

On April 04, 2015 at 10:15PM Mark Said…

Ok last quiz. Being a gamer I just had to do this one. No big surprise here.

Rogue (Thief Variant)
Congratulations, you are a thief rogue!
Being this variant of a rogue doesn’t necessarily mean you just steal from everyone,(unless you want to of course :P) no, it means that you live up to the title of Rogue. Stealth and secrecy is so much more to you than a fighting style, it’s a way of life. A lot of the time, those of this class are very knowledgeable when it comes to poisons and can even dabble in low-level magic. Sneaky attacks, pick-pocketing, and lock picking are just a few of you’re many honed skills, making you very important to a group, but also very self-sufficient when you need to be.
These are stealthy, strategic, and boundless fighters.

Which RPG Class Are You?
This quiz is set up to find what role you would play in a role-playing game. It goes rather in depth for maximum amusement. There are 13 questions and 8 outcomes. What will you be?

 

On April 04, 2015 at 10:07PM Mark Said…

Another result I was in no way expecting.

ODIN
Wise and Timeless, you are the Norse God Odin! Odin is the Allfather of the gods, and the ruler of Asgard. He is flanked by ravens, of which he uses to oversee his lands. His role, like that of many of the Norse gods, is complex. Odin is a principal member of the Æsir (the major group of the Norse pantheon) and is associated with war, battle, victory and death, but also wisdom, Shamanism, magic, poetry, prophecy, and the hunt. Odin has many sons, the most famous of whom is the thunder god Thor.

 

On April 04, 2015 at 09:55PM Mark Said…

Yes I went on a fuckin quiz spree so deal with it…lol I got The 100. Not what I was expecting. Hmmm I do like the show.

Which Fantasy/Sci-Fi TV Series Do You Belong In?
Take this quiz to find out which fantasy/sci-fi TV series you belong in! From Game of Thrones to Doctor Who, find out which fantasy/sci-fi world best suits you!

 

On April 04, 2015 at 09:50PM Mark Said…

I got nymph.

What Would You Be In A Fantasy World?
Which outrageous character would you take the form of in a mythical, enchanted realm?

 

On April 04, 2015 at 09:36PM Mark Said…

Hmmm I got Wonder Woman. What’s this quiz trying to tell me? I need to go get a sex change and become an Amazonian warrior?

Which Member of the Justice League Are You?
Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash and Aquaman. They are the greatest heroes in the DC Universe, and together they are the Justice League. Who do you have the most in common with?

 

On April 03, 2015 at 11:43PM Mark Said…

Take our personality quiz: Which Seahawk are you?
This Seahawks team has captured your imagination with great play and larger-than-life personalities. But which Seahawks player are you most like? Take our personality quiz and find out.

 

On April 02, 2015 at 06:52PM Mark Said…

Woo hoo!!! Great news.

Ryan Reynolads confirms Deadpool will be Rated R | Culture Junkies
Ryan Reynolds goes on EXTRA with Mario “AC Slater” Lopez to discuss the merits of Deadpool being a PG-13….then this happened.