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The Dallemagnes → Kenzie’s Kingdom
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
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We have all been there ????
If there is ice cream trucks for kids why is there not an alcohol truck for adults?
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If you think 7 years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror Try breaking a condom
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Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.
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Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.
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Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan maybe he like smooth jazz you never know
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“It’s complicated” relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease
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A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
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Oh you got ‘Swag?’ I bet that looks great on your application to McDonald’s
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