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The Dallemagnes → July, 2017
I’m sick of the bull shit I’m not living to your standards I do me and if you don’t like it kiss my ass
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Well my fourth of July sucks :/
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”
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I need something to do tonight hmu with them 4th plans
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Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.
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Good morning world
Tell me how your days going so far below
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“whatever, I’m done talking about this”
*5 minutes later*
“and you know what else-“
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The sole purpose of your a child’s middle name, is so they can tell when he’s really in trouble
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“Taking candy from a baby”
would actually be a responsible thing to do.
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